DM: You see a dog
Barbarian: Can I roll to pet it?
DM: Uh… Sure?
Barbarian: *rolls a critical miss*
DM: You slap the dog
Our first DnD session
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DM: You see a dog
Barbarian: Can I roll to pet it?
DM: Uh… Sure?
Barbarian: *rolls a critical miss*
DM: You slap the dog
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