Says they’ll get shit done then naps for four hours: Pisces, Cancer, Taurus, Scorpio
Actually gets shit done: Aries, Virgo, Capricorn, Leo
Has no intention of getting shit done: Sagittarius, Libra, Aquarius, Gemini
until last year i genuinely thought i saw mommy kissing santa claus was actually about the mother cheating on her husband with santa, like it never occurred to me that her husband was dressed up as santa
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly.
public: applause
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly.
public: confused applause
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