some people???? stab emperors??? to coup????
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Want a rom-com where instead of a funny best friend the protag has an unexplained little ghoul that won’t stop trying to kill them. The rest of the film is a regular rom com besides the tiny goblin that wants them dead.
Listen. I don’t want this played as a horror even remotely. I don’t even want it acknowledged by other characters, or played as funny or wacky. It’s not ridiculous. It’s a film with the exact tone of, say, When Harry Met Sally except there is a very real little gremlin creature who every 20 minutes or so, bursts in wielding a knife attempting to murder the protagonist. It has no bearing on the plot and is never resolved.
me to the little ceasers man: beware the ides of march
little ceaser: pizza pizza
don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake
*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*
adults: college 2 expensive??? just apply 4 scholarships!! it’s that easy!! apply to every singl one and u can pay 4 the college, ur just a lazy millennial (:
scholarships: $500 Scholarship, must be grad student majoring in neurobiology, must provide SSN, very large essay, impressive resume, published work and research, birth certificate, organ donor, ran a marathon. also ur competing against 2 million other students, good luck!!
me: why
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