I would try to tell you all a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction
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who needs therapy when you can Realize™️ things about yourself alone at 1am
I guess my mum thinks I’m constantly on Google’s start page
jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies
i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car
Tumblr: gateway to great literature.
weird how lighting a candle can make u feel marginally better like ur still feeling the same but at least there’s a candle burning… nice

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