who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy
who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it”
Me.
Feed Me The Pain Salt
if my eye isn’t twitching its not sour enough
I may or may not have a tendency to eat sour candy until my tongue is raw, like I can easily put away a whole bag of Sour Patch Kids by myself.
i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers
i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i