jmblack:

lesbianslovesatan:

i want to exist but not in my body

this is exactly how I feel and i’m relieved to see it worded in a way I couldn’t explain

till-the-end-of-thebucky:

do you guys ever get to that point where hobbies are literally stressful? like people are like “oh youre depressed and/or anxious? just do something you love!” but literally doing the things you actually do still like doing stresses you out because you don’t know if you’re doing them often enough or right enough or if you’re having enough fun doing them

therealleonard:

moanas:

I have crossed the horizon to find you. I know your name.

Okay but legitimately… this scene is so powerful in some beautifully subtle ways…

One of the tricks that filmmakers use to give an audience visual cues is that when somebody is in a position of power they walk from left to right – because that is the direction Westerner’s read, so it’s how we naturally view everything – and when somebody is in a place of weakness they walk right to left.
It’s why when there’s a battle, the people who are going to win ALWAYS come from the left.

But this… Moana is coming from the right, and Teka is coming from the left. The water behind Moana is pale, while the water behind Teka is bright and vibrant – the bright blue and orange overpowering the pale blue and tan.

All of the visual cues are putting Moana in a place of weakness.

All of the visual cues are telling us that Moana is not going to win.

But that’s the strength of Moana…
All throughout the movie she questions why the ocean chose her, and I think this very beautifully spells it out.
She wasn’t chosen because she put a turtle into the ocean, or because she’s the daughter of the village chief, or because she’s descended from voyager.

The reason the ocean chose her is because when you put her in a position of weakness she will always turn that into a strength.
The reason the ocean chose her is because she won’t back down when things are impossible, when the odds are against her, and when everything around her is signalling her imminent defeat.

Only a very special person could be so completely overpowered, and still be stronger than everything around her.

66koi:

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

tastefullyoffensive:

A tale as old as time. (by Elviggity)

wizzard890:

where is this idea that ivanka trump is some kind of fashion icon coming from? oh yeah wow, forty identical sheath dresses in jewel tones and nude stilettos, step aside jackie o, this cbs weather woman is here to shake things up

paper-mario-wiki:

I feel a strong emotional bond with this cone for reasons I cannot explain.

just-shower-thoughts:

Who the hell decided “Colonel” should be pronounced “Kernel”

helpimstuckinatrashcan:

alltheladiesyouhate:

what bastille song is this from

Things we lost in the fire

Wtf is sephora

alexexotic:

mettatonsbutt:

corruptinnocent:

flatbear:

optimysticals:

princelesscomic:

osheamobile:

jewishdragon:

rareandradiant-maiden:

hhertzof:

animatedamerican:

leeshajoy:

waffle-sorter:

lethalneuroses:

one-eyed-pom:

punlich:

venatus:

elasticlove:

nicejewishguy:

It sounds scary

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

no your thinking of sephiroth,

a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

You’re thinking of Safari. Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt.

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.