i don’t know how anyone could possibly risk plagiarising on purpose like i am so god damn terrified of accidental plagiarism that every time i submit something on turnitin i can literally feel my individual arm hairs standing on end as i wait for the police to show up at my door and arrest me for writing a string of words too similar to some paper about the mating habits of hoot owls from 1965
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Every Goddamn email in my inbox right now: THIS IS IT, THE LAST CHANCE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, TO BUY ANYTHING,
That post about Scottish tweets ripping Donald Trump apart is good but here are some more. I think “Trump is a Cunt” held by Janey Godley is my favourite.
I would like to thank the entire population of Scotland.
No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks.
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