fakescience:

fakescience:

It’s here.

leupagus:

haviary:

the fact that the Russian language doesn’t have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker’s head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing

 so when you ask someone “Где водка?” it translates to “where is the vodka?”

 but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don’t see any articles I assume they aren’t there, so yelling “ГДЕ ВОДКА” translates to “WHERE VODKA” like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to

Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they would still slam open the door yelling “WHERE VODKA” at all times.

young son crying: I wish I had a burrito
the mom pointing at the kid’s burrito: son that is a burrito

world-of-facts:

FACT # 215

There are more atoms in a teaspoon of water than there are teaspoons of water in the entire Atlantic Ocean.

Read More Interesting Facts Here

jmma-simmons:

Pros of an 8 AM class:
– I get to see the sunrise
– making the most of my day?
– who am I kidding
– there are no pros
– I am so tired
– I can’t feel my face
– somebody help me