I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain’t about to either.

I’m on the fucking floor

my-flourish-and-blotts:

tywins:

If you need to kick a door down to get to someone in need, remember to kick by the door handle and not in the center of the door, as your goal is to break the lock, not kick a hole in the door.

I think It’s more probable that I break my foot.

If you surround yourself with the people of this sign, you’ll never feel:

Aries: old
Taurus: unsafe
Gemini: bored
Cancer: unloved
Leo: poor
Virgo: abandoned
Libra: misunderstood
Scorpio: unimportant
Sagittarius: trapped
Capricorn: demotivated
Aquarius: unamused
Pisces: left behind

tymorrowland:

theunofficialunitedstates:

My SAT prep book is gold

i’m jimmy

someone who is good at self regulating: and after i take a shower i will do my homework
me, a goblin: i will lie in bed for 6 hours thinking about what i should do