Me: That was impulsive. You probably shouldn’t have done that.
Also me: ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Me: *breaking into the White House*

Obama: Excuse me you can’t just-

Me: I’m sorry Mr. President but there is literally a Mewtwo in this room.

Obama: *pulls out phone* Holy shit really?

kisskissfuckshitup:

you can’t trick me. I know that’s a car. you fool