zamaron:

impliedcasual:

zamaron:

sebto360:

zamaron:

dhaarijmens:

zamaron:

I’m going to rewrite the harry potter series and it’s going to be called Hermione Granger and The Glorious Glock where she gets a gun and shoots voldemort through the skull and then everyone is free to continue their education in peace. It’ll be 3.5 pages long. 

they’re in Great Britain
where in the world is an 11-year-old black girl going to get a gun

the store

Britain isn’t America. You can’t just walk into a random supermarket and buy a ton of guns. In fact, a gun is several hundred pounds each due to you needing to have a separate license for each one. Then you also need to have it where no one could accidentally find it and if anyone apart from you knows where the gun is, you lose your license and gun. I think it has to be locked up in a position no one will ever find it in.

Pretty much, an eleven year old kid is not gonna get a gun in Britain.

she goes to a wizard school with a three headed dog in the broom closet.

Hermoine isn’t black???

Yes she is, page 1 line one of Hermione Granger and the Glorious Glock reads “Hermione Granger took her black ass to school” nice try racist. 

dawnchaser:

Tangled…Frozen…

Gold in their hearts: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
Silver in their blood: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
Stars in their eyes: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius
Rainbows in their smile: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

kevinramage:

Aries: stuck up// actually down to earth

Taurus: trustworthy// actually has tons of blackmail

Gemini: shy// actually the loudest and most fun

Cancer: total bitch// actually really sweet

Leo: conceited and popular// actually insecure

Virgo: overly critical of others// actually has no intention of hurting anyone

Libra: happiest person you will meet// actually really sad

Scorpio: really cool// super nerd (but in a good way)

Sagittarius: unsympathetic// actually cares a lot

Capricorn: way too serious// actually crazy when you get to know them

Aquarius: difficult at maintaining friendships// actually really good at it

Pisces: super shy and sweet// could actually turn into a fucking ape

mitochondrionion:

jontronshat:

pajama-zam:

jontronshat:

imhangingwhataboutyou:

jontronshat:

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

this dick

It’s not even 4 words???