officialunitedstates:

Reblog this post if you are joining up tomorrow for the revolution and have already packed your sleeping bag and canteen

flandoms:

when u see that thing u want

when u see the price tag

equalistmako:

seeing Beauty and the Beast in hyper-realistic CGI has forced me to re-evaluate the entire concept of the movie. Like the whole “talking furniture” thing was adorable & COOL in animated-form, but in reality it’s like a fuckin horror movie. You’re trapped in a place where cups have EYES and literally anything could’ve been an ex-person. That spoon you just licked clean? A person. That chair you’ve been sitting on? Practically someone’s LAP. That toilet in your bathroom? Oh-ho-hooo bOY DO I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR YOU.  

zodiacsociety:

ARIES: “My kink is when people hurry the fuck up and quit wasting my time”

TAURUS: “My kink is when cuddle time is anytime i ask for it”

GEMINI: “My kink is when people actually know what their talking about and if they don’t know what they’re talking about the shut the hell up.

CANCER: “My kink is when my friends accept my food offer to them”

LEO: “My kink is when I’m given the reasons why they love me”

VIRGO: “My kink is when people admit I was right”

LIBRA: “my kink is when i’m being bugged to hang out because they love spending time with me as much as i love spending time with them”

SCORPIO: “My kink is when people tell the fuckin truth”

SAGITTARIUS: “My kink is when people bring positivity into my life”

CAPRICORN: “My kink is when I’m abducted by aliens so people can leave me the hell alone”

AQUARIUS: “My kink is when i can play video/computer games all day”

PISCES: “My kink is when someone is witty as hell”

memeufacturing:

man *proposing to woman*: you are so amazing And i want to spend the rest of my life with you
man *after married to woman*: darn it ! Now i am trapped. game fricking over. She done tricked me