what she says: I have a bit of a migraine
what she means: I’m literally going to die my entire brain is falling out I can’t see for all the blood pumping in my eyes and I’m afraid to take my meds because I’ll probably just barf them up but no I’m not going to the hospital because health care is expensive I’ll just tough it out can you pour me another fifteen cups of coffee while I lay on the cool tile of the bathroom floor and wait for the sweet release of death.