i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life.
i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest
Tag: let’s talk about the universe
isnt:
i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me
me online age 13: there’s a little thing called proper spelling and grammar, sweetie. 🙂
me online now: YALL I just went to the grocery store and? omg???????? my left tit got caught in the fucknig conveyor belt at the checkout and Im hdhehdjdndndnejkjnnbgghdddjhn
you don’t need an education to marry rich
pythagoras believed that out of all the planets earth was the worst and the further you could get away from earth the better. some guys burned down his house but he didnt lose his cool he just walked out into the woods and died
Poison is a magical transmutation potion that transforms people into corpses.
This knife is actually a magic wand
Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
*cocks gun* magic missile
Hey! Don’t bring missile for wand fights
i can’t believe there are still people in high school like… it’s literally 2017 grow up already
should I go to school tomorrow or nah
what would nicki minaj say
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