let’s talk about the universe – Page 58 – Let's Talk About the Universe

One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday, eight hours

sinclair-wildstar:

I will reblog this every time it crosses my dash.

People who don’t get this infuriate me

batatonia:

#I feel like I’ve just been introduced to a major character in a Wes Anderson movie

there are so many important elements to this. the slow-mo. the sliding on snow in trainers?? the string classical music. the knowing glance towards the camera. the slight raise of the mug in salutation. the book. the red dressing gown. the snowflakes falling past. the hair? the blink as they turn away. who are they

uglynewyork:

dookiediamonds:

labonitafanny:

sundress no panties

grey sweats no boxers

Burger no pickles

tardisity:

everybody you have ever met came out of a vagina screaming in fear

a6:

lawful good: sleeping with fan off and blanket off when its hot
chaotic evil: sleeping with fan on and blanket on when its hot

obama-biden-memes:

lets get this party started guys

prokopetz:

shawz-65:

tinyteuvo:

I love how in other sports if anybody starts fighting the refs or umps run over and try to break up the fight immediately but in hockey the refs just kinda stand back and watch like they’re angry toddlers or something

I read an article a while ago and the guy was interviewing an NHL ref. He said something like “when two 6’2”, 220 pound, armored men decide they want to knock each others teeth out, and you’re standing there in pants and a t-shirt, there’s not a whole lot of motivation to jump in between them.“

It’s even worse in the minor leagues, at least up here in Canada. I was at a local hockey game some years ago where a couple of players threw down, and whoever was running the A/V booth turned down the house lights, threw a spotlight on the combatants, and started pumping the theme from Mortal Kombat over the PA.