can’t believe i was born a human with responsibilities instead of a cement particle in a statue of some forgotten yet heavily revered entity that ended up sunk in a river and evokes heavy but clouded emotion when it’s brought back up to the surface… feel like that would be a better match dot com for my personality
sitting on furniture that’s meant to be sat on: alright
sitting on grass: good
sitting on the floor: Very Good
sitting on a table: !! Good!! so good
sitting on a countertop: G R E A T
Useless Things I Know About Scooby-Doo: The Original Series That Are Actually Canon:
1. Shaggy Rogers is a vegetarian
2: Shaggy was called “Buzz” until his 10th birthday
3: Shaggy has a collection of 653 decorator belt buckles and he wears a different buckle every episode, you just can’t see it
4: Shaggy started collecting belt buckles to combat his Scooby-Snack addiction related weight problems
5: Shaggy’s actual name is Norville
6: Shaggy found the Mystery Machine
7: Shaggy is a talented gymnast
8: Daphne wanted to be a supermodel or detective when she grew up
9: Daphne gets straight A’s in school
10: Daphne regularly loses dates because she leaves them to solve mysteries
11: Daphne’s Dad, George Blake, gave the gang a 100 dollar check to get started
12: Velma came up with the phrase “Jinkes” on the fly
13: Velma used to say “oh my” before she said Jinkes
14: Velma’s has hundreds of awards for outstanding achievements in school
15: Fred is a bass and sings from the opera Showboat when the team gets scared
16: Fred’s nickname is “Pickles” according to his school yearbook
17: Fred traveled with a performance crew as an actor before deciding to be a detective
18: Fred wants to be a mystery writer
19: Scooby’s full name is Scoobert Doo
20: Scooby Doo has a limited number of phrases he can say and has to act out anything that can’t be explained simply
21: The gang thought Scooby’s speaking was strange at first, but decided it “really wasn’t a big deal”
22: Before they had the Mystery Machine the gang used to pay their parents gas money to drive them around
BONUS: The series was supposed to be about a band who went around solving mysteries, but that completely changed when Scooby-Doo got added to the cast and became the title character
So a group of people united by their love of solving mysteries just shrug at a talking dog
This is creepy as hell holy shit. Mirrors are a fucking tool you dumbasses happy signs don’t tell you if your hair’s straight or if there’s something on your face.
And why only in the girls room? That aspect very much gives off the message that girls are too weak to face life and look at themselves the way boys can.
And the Beast is still this 8 foot tall hulking monster with horns and massive claws and fangs and when she turns back into human she’s still buff as shit and her girlfriend is small and they open a library together also the candle and the clock are gay
This is what people mean when they talk about the “gay agenda”
if you want a story about gay people make your own don’t steal someone elses idea
The Gay Agenda now includes remaking all Disney Movies to be about Lesbians now it’s Official no more Straights
tumblr gives y’all the amazing feature to write shit in the tags when you have a reaction to a post which is unique and allows for less clutter but some of y’all still insist on commenting on posts with ur dumb ass shit so i have to go back to the source which sometimes isn’t there anymore bc y’all can’t stop being demons for like one (1) second
yesterday i learned about a mythical creature called a squonk that lives in the hemlock forests of pennsylvania and is so ashamed of how it looks that it spends 80% of its time crying, only comes out at night, and if you corner it it will literally physically dissolve into a puddle of its own tears until you go away and if that’s not the most relatable thing i’ve ever heard idk what is
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